idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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