We got so high we made milksteak
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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