so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Randomize
