i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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