You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
