The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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