yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
