do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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