I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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