a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I could fuck to npr.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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