I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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