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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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