No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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