So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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