can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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