So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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