I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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