In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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