I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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