is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Bring me that man meat
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
