everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
