i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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