have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The beer is more important than you right now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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