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I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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