Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
we should paint friendship bongs
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