Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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