C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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