We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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