what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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