Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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