Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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