How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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