margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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