I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he shaved USA in his pubs
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Shame - the story of my life.
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