whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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