Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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