If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
