You work out of a Hotel?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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