the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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