You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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