Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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