"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
