a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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