i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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