Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize