All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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