dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She made me pour olive oil on her.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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