My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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