Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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