is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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