pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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