Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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