are you still at the devil's house?
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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