The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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