Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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