Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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