i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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