idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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