THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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