and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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