I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
as a side note pls kill me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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