You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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