YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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