remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It's blow job season.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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